Another Valentine's Day Come and Gone

Midnight has passed and my webbed foot did not fit the glass slipper. The coach turned to a pumpkin. The mad hatter just tipped his hat at me. I am encased in a tomb of ice from a magic spell from the evil witch. Hey... it could be worse... all of this could be real.

Quietly singing... Someday my prince will come. Sarcastic voice enters at sound of needle slipping on old 45 record. It's just a fairytale!!!!